Confused??

I was digging through the mountain of junk in my room when i came across this : 'A Handy Hint for ensuring success in finding the right job for yourself' which went something like this ...

Place yourseld in a room with only a table and two chairs. Stay there alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, think back and reflect on what you were doing

1. If you have taken the table apart in that time, put yourself in Engineering

2. If you are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign yourself to Finance

3. If you are screaming and waving your arms, send yourself to Manufacturing

4. If you are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for yourself.

5. If you are feeling sleepy, you are Management material

6. If you don't even look up when someone enters the roon, assign yourself to Security

7. If you try to tell yourself its not as bad as it looks, send yourself to Marketing

8. And if you've left early, put yourself in Sales

Im not too sure where i fit in... There doesnt seem to be a space for special people like me.. I'm doomed...