I lost ..

To the girl who took off her shirt.

Cheap shot.

Oh St Valentine ..

Its that dreaded day again .. VALENTINES DAY. A day loathed by singles and couples alike. Couples because for a majority of them its time to get down to the excruciating process of he choosing the perfect gift and the perfect flowers and the perfect dinner place bla bla bla and woe betide the man that comes back with THE WRONG GIFT! And for the minority of couples who for some reason or another simply arent able to spend Valentines day with that special someone, its painful to sit and watch other couples making kissy faces and showing off extravagant (read: waste of money loh) bouquets of flowers and teddy bears when they know that their someone is there but just simply unreachable. And when they say theres no pain quite like the pain of unrequited love, i believe that there isnt one person out there who does not know that pain.

Dammit.

Originally a day to celebrate love, valentines day has now become more like a competition to see who's bf or gf got the bigger/better/more expensive gift or ate in the most high class restaurants. Its a day where those smug couples openly flaunt their relationships in front of others and where singles feel doubly single. A day where the couples feel superior and the singles feel like theyre missing out on something. Its a day where where business take the opportunity to reap in profits. I mean, 12 bucks for ONE rose? Thats robbery! In short, its commercialised. Its become a whole bunch of bull.

In these past years, either my patience has become increasingly short or there are just way way too many couples out there attached to the hip. Yes, we know you love each other but really .. you dont HAVE to wear the EXACT SAME TSHIRT. We know you make out every night but you really dont HAVE to tickle each others bits while queuing up to buy groceries .. save it for another time when you arent holding up the queue. And you dont have to jab the stems of your flowers into the back of the poor innocent dude behind you just because theyre bigger than your head. And so on.. And so on.. ARGH!

Makes me feel like going out their and egging them. No, Im not bitter spinster. I just have a low tolerance level for annoying people.

Anyway to all those who dont happen to have an other half around to make kissy faces with on Feb14, dont fret. Dont hide at home.. You dont have a half, so hang out with the other fractions - your friends! Minus the kissy faces, of course.. Valentines day is primarily about love... and we love our friends (and ourselves) dont we?? Come on.. say it ... i wuuvv yoouuu..

Oh yea ... EVERYONE hates valentines day cos it causes massive TRAFFIC JAMS!

Yosh!

If you happen to be keeping up to date with my Multiply, you might have heard that i had a group presentation on the monday right after CNY. The presentation we spent one day preparing the slides, and the presentation which i only went through the slides the morning itself .. and guess what ...

We aced it !! Woo Hoo!

Hahaha ... last minute work isnt that bad .. and the ability to talk complete nonsense helps :)

During a particularly gruelling Q&A session i had to rely heavily on my crap talking skills .. thank god for all the training i had in school .. words in italics are the ones running through my head

Q : Could you explain the difference in precision between abrasive jet machining, water jet machining and abrasive water jat machining?
A: (dammit like i know .. i dont even have the textbook .. how ah?? change topic!) Well .. actually its not really about the prescision but actually about the material used... in this process the material used is .. (back to something i know .. hmm..)
Q : Is the flow in AWJM laminar, turbulent or transitional and why?
A : ( Not fair! what has manufacturing got to do with fluid mechanics?? ok .. make something up ..) (very confidently) The flow is turbulent. You see, AWJM is characterized by the mixing in the nozzle and its high velocity. From Bernoullis equation and Reynolds transport theorem ... (oh good.. try to sound smart..does anyone know im completely making this up?)

And it went on like that for a good five to ten questions .. with me making up as many things as possible. . :D I always figured even if you have no idea what youre talking about you gotta at least make people believe you know what youre talking about... AND IT WORKED !!

The banana group - KING OF LAST MINUTE WORK!

ahahahahaha

Saya Sebatang Kote

I picked this up off the net... absolutely hilarious .. hahahah
This was written by a Malaysian studying overseas.

His complete original post is as follows:

Enjoy :)

Saya Sebatang Kote

10 years. That's how long an average Malaysian student studies the Malay language in school. Funny thing is that overseas I meet a lot of Malaysian students who seem to have forgotten everything they learned about Malay. I meet a lot of Malaysians who can't speak, read or write Malay anymore.
As for me, my Malay had never been very good but it wasn't too bad either. I would sometimes get A's for my Karangans in school and I even used to do Syarahans.
Anyway, I wondered to myself: It has been 4 years since I finished Form 5. I know I definately can still speak and read Malay, but the question is... can I still write?
Whenever I think of writing Malay, I think of those days in Standard 1 where we would write small little Karangans (essays) with titles like "Saya Seekor Kuching". So, 14 years down the line, I decided to revisit those essays that normally have a maximum of 120 words. I sat down to write an essay without the help of a dictionary.

And here is my essay entitled

Saya Sebatang Kotek (I am a Cock)

Helo! Nama saya Abu. Saya sebatang kotek berwarna hitam dan berukuran 15 inchi. Ya, banyak orang kata pemilik saya Bob sangat bernasib baik dilahirkan dengan saya tetapi sebenarnya, saya tidak dicintai. Tiap-tiap hari, saya disimpan di dalam seluarnya yang amat gelap dan dikeluarkan cuma apabila tiada orang di sekeliling. Manapun, Bob ada kalanya meluahkan hatinya kepada saya. Bila tiada orang nampak, Bob akan keluarkan saya dan menyentuh saya dengan kasih sayang yang amat lembut sampai says muntah. Saya tahu dalam minda Bob... saya memalukan dia.

Semuanya berubah pada satu hari bila Bob sudah lebih 20 tahun. Dia tiba-tiba mula menyukai saya dan juga membeli pakaian cantik untuk saya. Walaubagaimanapun, pada satu hari... (akan disambung)
116 Patah Perkataan

At this point he gave up... and his friend took over :)

Walaubagaimanapun, pada satu hari, dia keluarkan saya di depan satu gua gelap. aku tidak beberapa suka situasi itu tetapi dia melembutkan leher aku dengan sentuhan kuku jari dia. tiba-tiba, gua it kena rusuk hantu! dia mempunyai dua batang leher and dua biji kepala! kepala it pelik sekali kerana rambutnya macam lima batang jari kaki! ok dan ini berlaku: Gua kena rusuk itu menggunakan kepala mereka untuk bunuh aku! mereka cuba memotong saluran oksigen aki dengan memicit saya dengan kuat! aku hendak "duduk" pun tak boleh kerana kaki terajang! Tetapi, nasib baik dia perlahan sikit kerana tuan saya menjerit kesakitan.

aku hampir termuntah tetapi tuan saya menyelamatkan nyawa saya dengan melarikan diri dari gua rusuk itu. pelik sekali, dia masih menyentuh saya seperti hendak memanaskan saya. TIBA-TIBA tuan saya mendekati gua itu lalu memasukkan saya ke dalam gua itu!Taat dan kesetiaan saya pada tuan saya hilang sekelip mata. aku ketakutan apabila dalam gua itu, menunggu apa-apa yang akan terjadi pada saya. aku tidak takut dibunuh. tanpa penyediaan, badan saya digosok pada dinding gua itu! gua itu busuk sekali dan amat kering lagi ketat! tapi perasaan berubah apabila gris magik mengalir pada dinding dari siling rumah. aku rasa pada masa itu, hantu dari gua itu sudah merusuk tuan saya kerana tuan saya terjadi gila dan memasukkan saya dalam Simple Harmonic Motion pada 1000rpm. lepas beberapa jam, tuan saya masih bertenaga dan gua sudah dibanjiri dengan air merah! air merah itu tertumpah keluar dari dinding pecah. aku terasa pening lalu memuntah.

aku mengotori baju cantik saya. aku amat kasihan sekali. tetapi hantu dalam tuan saya sudah terbang pergi. tuan saya melepasi saya dari gua gila itu, menanggal baju cantik saya dan mencampakinya. aku tidak kisah kerana baju itu bau coklat dan aku tidak suka coklat.

The End.

HAhahaha.. hope you had a good laugh.. cos i know i did.. Visit the authors blog at here.

The tide is out

I went back sometime later. Its was early evening, and the tide was out. So heres a clearer daytime pic of dead dolphin (sorrylah, not that clear.. had to use a phone to take the pic).. all red.. and bloated... with flies hovering about..

Ugh.

Remember Seaquest? Darwin?

All the fluffy things

This is something i watched and OH MY GOD .. it is so utterly repulsive. . There arent any words to describe shit like this. Its cruel, its inhumane.. Its just plain evil. And thats putting it mildly.

People like that dont deserve to bloody live. Death would be an easy out. People like that should be tortured to the point of near death, then allowed to recuperate briefly before the whole torture cycle begins again. Dammit.

Click here to see what i saw.

Seriously ... for the love of god..

Dont do fur. Please.

Tide of Death

I was with the girls at Gurney drive last night .. Our usual hang our spot when we wanna chat but have no cash to go anywhere else (where you actually have to buy something) .. what to do ... finacial crisis .. ahahaha ..

Anyway, we were walking along the drive looking for a good place to sit when our noses detected the very strong scent of kiam hu ..

Guess what the tide brought in :

Dont know what that is ? Its a freakin dead dolphin. About slighlty over a metre long, very dead and very smelly. With a huge cut midway down its belly and its guts falling out.

Oh gross.. Ive never seen a dolphin up close. Its kinda sad that the first time i see one, its dead.

Lost

Today ...

I locked myself out of my room.

%&^#

Yup.. i locked the door, went to class and returned only to find out that my keys mysteriously dissappeared somewhere between my fluid dynamics tutorial and my journey home.

One roomie gone home, another two gone out for lunch and the melayu people at the admin office gone out to pray...

That pretty much left me stuck outside.

*&(*.

Happy New Year!

Its officially 2006!

So, Happy New Year!!

New Year Celebrations @ Glo !

Booze, Sex and Drugs!! Thats the way to usher in the new year ... Hahahah ..

Actually, just booze :) whiskey and tequila is enough to make me happy :)

Sorry girls... it'll be with you all next countdown, k?? We had Christmas together, righT??

Cheers to 2006 .. may it be tons better than 2005 .. heheh .. actually ... it will be .. less one person di mahhhh :P

Two and a Half years to go

Its my second semester in my second year. Four more semesters to go till i graduate. Its my first week of uni .. and im sick. Already. Being sick during the first week of the semseter isnt all that bad. But being sick during the new year weekend is. ARGGH!! Even if the fever goes i wont be able to eat all i want! or drink all i want! Dammit!

Happy New Years everyone. So long 2005 ... im looking forward to a new year.

Christmas :)

Its christmas .. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Glo ROCKS!!

Tequila shots rock!!!

Im never going back to chillout again.

Hehehhe

Christmas present

I was gettin ready to go out last night when i found this sitting on my driveway. My cat brought me an early Christmas present. She somehow managed to catch a freakin bat. Ugh. Yuck.

Movie Day

Finally, i managed to coerce people into watching King Kong with me. I know, old show but hey ive been busy trying to make money.

Movie was a little bit draggy (10 mins staring at the sunset), and king kong reminded me of a spoilt chauvinistic male (i want to own this girl and only this girl) but on the whole it was pretty good. Except if you nitpick at small details too much you might end up spoiling the movie (eg - how come shes so clean?)

Oh yea .. and NEver Ever take little kids who cant sit still or shut up during a three hour long movie. I swear, i felt like smacking the little boy behind me who couldnt sit still. Argh.

Tomorrow is Friday!! :) Damn sleepy right now cos i dragged myself out of bed at an ungodly hour to go for breakfast with jit shiong, jooi hong and vila .. And it must be the drinks or the curry mee cos came back with a bellyache, dammit. But still.. im glad i got to meet up with them one last time before we head back to our respective unis to start a new sem.

Still more people i have yet to meet up with, though.. Im running out of time.

Oh yea.. i got to see Jit shiongs sugar gliders as well .. damn cute little buggers .. it jumped on my head a couple of times, hehehe

New arrival

For the past couple of days ive been so busy baking thanks to all those people who make orders last minute that i havent introduced the latest addition to my house.

Therefore i now introduce Shots. Isnt she cute? Picked her up from the roadside after Terri's birthday :) Couldnt resist .. she was around my legs before we entered the restaurant, still there outside halfway through the meal and tried to follow us in .. And i caved. How can anyone say no to a face soo cute??

Enlightenment.

For the past week, many people have been coming up to me and asking me whats going on. I guess its finally time to spill the beans, since we all deserve to know the truth. Have a good look .. here's the girl who said to my face she doesnt need her friends.

The wonders never cease

HMmmm... its amazing to what extent a person can go for a guy .. to defend a guy .. to defend their own interests.

I finally see the light.

The person i thought i could trust, the person whom i thought was my friend, the person whom i stuck my neck out for to defend turned around and stabbed me in the back .. for the past six months. While she showed me a happy face all the while, little did i know that she was silently trashing me. Looking back, i guess i should have seen it coming. What a fool i am for trusting someone who obviously didnt value me. I guess the cliche is true - looks can be decieving.

I suppose when even friends can be thrown away for the sake of a stranger, its time to surpass all bitterness and leave for the happy place.

So long.

Happy Birthday!!!!

Its Terris birthday today!1

Happy 21st Birthday Terri!!

Heres wishing happy birhday to the girl ive known (but didnt talk to) since standard two :)

Hope everythin goes your way next year .. cos you deserve it.

Results Out Today!!

Results are out!!

Well, not actually the results but you can check your gpa and cgpa at healthycampus.usm.my

Its wiered .. why is it the gpa is out before the grades? Hmmm..

Michelle is back with my purple happy cat!!! Only three more to go to complete the set :)

Reminiscence

Some things are fragile, once broken; cannot be regained.

Looking back, its suprising how much one can put ones neck on the line just for old times sake.

And when it comes to a point where you wake up and realise : is it even worth it?, you know somethings not quite right anymore.

When you finally had enough of the "tepuk sebelah tangan" stuff, its time to make a change. Cut your losses and let go ...

Be free of the past that drags you down.

Tonight

Tonight ...

Is a night to get completely wasted

:)