Monday, July 25, 2005

Somethings burning ..

I know i know. .. havent been updating .. been having some problems :)

Its been a busy and not so busy week (is that possible?)I still havent given my car a check up, i havent got my books, i havent done alot of things i planned to do since the hols, but such is life.

Speaking of car check ups, Ishuet, Terri and I were on our way back from Gurney after catching a movie (fantastic four, give it a go!) when .. her car radiator temperature started going up. The three of us stared at it, wondered what was wrong (at this point ishuet started smelling smoke, but was worried we would think she was paranoid so she didnt say anything!), came to all sorts of conclusions before pulling over at the petrol station after driving another 100 to 200 meters. Then we realised smoke was billowing out from under the hood. The three of us know nuts about cars however, i know enough to manage to pop open to bonnet ... then we sat there and stared at the smoke.

A future engineer, future physicsist and future linguist - our first impulse was to douse it out with water. Brilliant eh? At least we knew enough not to open the water tank, or i wouldnt be here right now - probably in some hospital with all the skin on my face scalded off. Anyway, three girls nicely dressed, standing by a car with its hood open, looking quite lost in the middle of the night and not a single asshole came to help!! Shows us how gentlemanly Malaysian guys are .. even the dumbass petrol attendants didnt bother coming. Screw Petronas, go to Shell. We would have sat there for eternity trying to figure out what to do, or wrecked the car completly in the process of rectifying the situation had not some nice slighlty balding, but red haired Malay dude who pulled over to fill up at the staion noticed our predicament. And came over to give us a hand and a long lecture about how to take care of a car (Aiyo aiyo, the car can meletup in your face you tau .. Bahaya oh...). :) There is some good in the world after all. As it is, it took almost an hour before we could get back on the road .. And it took us all the way to Ishuets house before we realised the car was leaking water the whole way there. It was smoking again by the time we reached.. and looking down the road we noticed a long trail of water. Which was a funny thing cos it didnt leak when we filled it up .. just goes to show we dont know much about the insides of cars. And Terri doesnt know how to put pressure in the tyres. Hahahahha :)

The mechanic came the next day and fixed it. Just like that. We should all go learn something about our cars.

And about cars .. i was driving yesterday when i noticed spots on the windscreen. So i pulled the wiper trigger (i dont even know what to call it) to squirt water and clean it off ..... and the damn thing wouldnt stop!!! It kept squirting water and wiping my windows!! Panic Panic!! Driving around like an idiot in the sun with the wipers on!! I had to pull over a kill the engine a couple of times before it stopped. And I think it only stopped cos the water tank was empty. The next time i need to wipe poo of the windows, i'll do it by hand.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Cow Fascination?

No update yesterday - Spent the evening and night doing my lab report :)

I finally got around to repapering my notice board with ... moo moo cows!! Couldnt resist the cow garden wrapping paper, take a look ..

Cow Garden

Moo Moo Cow


Its got little cows all over! A little sick once you realise the cows are milking themselves, but its cute!! Dont you think? Humour me, will you?

This is what you learn hanging around two guys who consider you to be just another dude:

    Guy A: Hey, hey .. You know how to check if a girls boobs are sagging yet??
    ...insert goofy laughter...
    Guy B: Hahahahha.. i dunno la, measure ah?? See how far down the chest it is??
    ......insert goofy guy laughter again.....
    Guy A: No, no .. Take a pencil.. hold it horizontal and stick it under her boobs! If it stays there .. laughter again .. then you got a really really big problem!
    ...yet some more goofy guy laughter ...

University. The place for an all rounded education.

Monday, July 18, 2005

hunger or fatigue?

Im tired and im hungry. And i cant decide which to do. Thanks to back to back classes, all i managed to get for lunch was a carton of yoghurt. And i was so hungry by the time it reached five, i ate.... then missed dinner.

Now im hungry again..

I spent close to four hours trying to settle and draft out a formal letter to organize some dumb industrial visit. Apparently my english writing skills suck. I did, however realise that something must have gone in during those two years in in english lit: i remembered the word oxymoron! Not just that, i managed to incorporate it into a sentance! Mrs Tan would be so proud. After two whole years of saying the i yawn like a hippo, stare like a goldfish, stick with people like siamese twins .. i actually learnt something.

Classes are starting to get into full swing. Already a lab report and four graphs to finish .. when im so, so sleepy.... cos i didnt sleep much last night... cos i couldnt sleep much last night... cos it was too cold to sleep last night .. im starting to ramble mindlessly ... im gonna shut it now ...

People who schedule classes at eight on monday mornings should be shot.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Three Years To Go

Im back in campus again. Sigh.

Spent this Friday in Ishuets house. Like the friday before that.. and the friday before that.. and before that. Think its been 3 fridays in a row already .. And seeing that terri, ishuet and i are the only ones left here in penang, it looks like we'll be spending the next 3 years doing the same thing. I dont know if its a great routine, or a sad one cos we've already got next week planned out. And most probably the week after that as well. Oh well. I dont need the whole world as company.

Anyways, we spent friday night in Ishuets house as usual. I think the after effects of so many M&M's are beginning to show on my face. Heres a revelation: apparently, i talk in my sleep. So many nights sharing rooms and for the first time, someone has told me i talk in my sleep. And it didnt even make sense. According to see mun, this is what i said:

I want M&M's! .. not chocolate.

It doest even make sense at all. I dont even know why i said that. Thinking it was cos i fell asleep hungry.. and the last thing i heard was Ishuet asking me to eat M&Ms. The subconcious mind is a wonderful thing.

Friday, July 15, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants .. Again

Yet another of those nights where i cant sleep. And im getting increasingly grumpy. This is just to annoy Kok Yun more than anything else. The lyrics to the sponge bob square pants theme. Now you can sing along!

Are you ready kids?
I said are you ready?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Spongebob Squarepants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Spongebob Squarepants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!

Ever had one of those days where you feel like total crap and you feel like you need a really big hole to bury yourself in? If you excuse me, i think i'll just go and wallow in my great big hole.

It sucks when you have no one.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Admin Sucks.

Before i begin : Im Back!
Yup. Earlier than expected cos my labs and tutorials dont start till next week! Yay!! :)

I think the Sponge Bob Square Pants pillow worked. Sort of. Instead of staying awake and rolling around half the night, i fell asleep around two and woke up around 5.58 am if i remember right. Then i fell asleep again. Now im just waiting for the night i sleep the whole night through. Oh, my eye baggies .... Got a huge bump on my forehead though and a few small ones on my head. Im so used to having a biggish bead with loads of pillows and stuffed things that i cant get used to the fact this bed is so darn small. Even worse, theres part of a column sticking out next to my bed. So my bed isnt against the wall, and theres a small space where my pillow slips into and i end up with the corner of the column somewhere at my forehead. Which i rolled full force into a couple of times. Ouch. I feel really stupid now.

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Heres a pic of the layout of my bed. I know it sucks, sorry, but i cant draw squat using paint. I did a really nice one with autocad then i realised that i cant post it (blows to the head must have affected me more than i thought). See the red circle? Thats the damn corner i bashed my head into. And the blue thing is supposed to be a window :)

Oh yea.. my Uni is now implementing this dumb rule that states that all students are to be dressed in formal wear to go to the office, library, admin buildings, lecture halls etc. Which means no sneakers, no jeans ... you get the picture. Tell me, which idiot would want to spend the whole damn day in a collar button down and slacks? Anyways, been pretty lucky so far cos i havent entered the library, my PA, Dean and lecturers dont really care what im dressed in. BUT, i dropped by the office to grab my lecture notes and lab sheets. I know, i know i wasnt in formal gear but i didnt know that i had to pick em up today. Anyways, i got as far as through the door. Then the damn security/admin dude stared at me and chased me out. Dumbass. So now i have neither my lab sheet nor my thermo notes. *%&^.

Looks like i gotta stock up on collared shirts. I wonder if they'd let me in if i wore some sort of collared shirt over what im already wearing. Not formal, but still collared right? Damn. Like i havent already got enough stuff to carry.

Screw you admin people.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Sponge Bob Square Pants

Server was down last night. *#$%%@!3*.

I got locked out of my room the night before last. Stupid really. My last years roomie and i have developed this habit of never locking our doors, and never taking our keys anywhere. When we bathe, when we sleep, when we do laundry, when we go visiting..So it came as quite a shock when i went to take a bath, she popped across to find someone and we came back to find the door locked. Me, with my hair wrapped in a towel still holding my shower caddy and obviously keyless and handphoneless.. and she .. with nothing either. Dilemma. Neither of us have the other two roomies phone numbers. We squatted in someone elses room for a good half hour. Thankfully i was wearing something.

I had dinner with a bunch of friends at some tea place. And when i say tea, i mean real chinese tea. Little tea cup and little tea pot.. the works. Scratch that. Not little. Tiny. Miniscule. Miniature. Im guessing it held no more than a quater of an ounce. One sip and its all gone. Annoying, really. How do you expect to quench your thirst this way?

The tiny teacupme and my tiny teacup
Told ya its damn small.

I just had to put this up : My new pillows :)

Spongebob Square PantsMoo Moo Pillow

I havent been able to sleep for the past few nights..tossing and turning till five in the morning. So ive decided it cos i didnt bring my fav pillow down so i went to get another one :)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea???
Sponge bob square pants!

Monday, July 11, 2005

Skys are Purple

Its Monday. My first official day of class. And i was late. Not a very good start, you think? Doesnt help that i spent most of the night tossing and turning till around 6 am, and continued waking every hour. What kind of person has classes at eight on monday morning anyway?? Sigh. And a dumb subject at that - EUT 2012: Thinking Techniques. Apparently i dont know how to think. I need to be taught. A sample of how dumb EUT gets:
    Mr A is 44 years old, with a wife and three kids. He is a modest, responsible man with high aspirations. He is not interested in politics or social happenings. His hobbies are sailing and woodwork. So, is Mr A a lawyer or an engineer?

WTF? What kind of question is that? Im kinda rooting for him being an engineer but you cant just lump everyone into groups, can you? DISCRIMINATION. Hello??

Oh yea.. for those of you that might, or might not have heard.. Im back in my college and im now considered an illegal immigrant. I originally ended up in a different block from my friends and coursemates. *curse**swear* So what did i do? We convinced someone to switch rooms with me and now, im back in block 1 with my coursemates and stayin with my former roomie near the window! Yay!! Its not exactly allowed, but oh well.. :)Interestingly, my new block happens to be co-ed, with the girls in wing A and the guys in wing B. If i open my windows, i can look into a guys room. No more walking around underwearless for me this year. Since this is my home for the next year, you can now write me at:

    1232D, Desasiswa Lembaran,
    Engineering Campus,
    Universiti Sains Malaysia,
    Seri Ampangan, 14300,
    Nibong Tebal,
    Seberang Prai Selatan, Penang.

I have a headache. Guess that happens when you have 2 hours of interrupted sleep. I want my maggi goreng ayam tambah telur. Im also bored to death. Call me!

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Baking on the Beach

I got together with a bunch of my old classmates one last time before we all went back to our respective uni's in different parts of Malaysia. Jit Shiongs idea to go canoeing.. one last time..Actually, i think stuff like this is usually his idea. Anyway, dragged myself up at the ungodly hour (okay, ungodly for a holiday) of eight in the morning. Almost thought of backing out to sleep in, im glad i didnt. We gathered at the central meeting spot aka my house and drove down to the water sports center after breakfast.

Bright, blazy, hazy day.. the surf - do you call it a surf?? - was up.. monster big waves .. Big enough to tip terri out of her canoe as we sat in our canoes on the beach to let the waves push us around. After she tipped over, we decided it would be a better idea to get out of the canoe and just roll around on the beach. The guys, of course, had a blast. And so did we.

As promised to Jo, some of the pics taken on that day.

The Pfs people


For those of you who dont know, you can see me, shiong, terri, jooi hong, chai, fred and his girl jo.

The BabesThe 3 of usthe canoe spotJo, Me and ChaiJooi Hong and FredCar shotJoShiongChaiThe babes again

Uni's started and everyones scattered off. I'll miss the hols.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

looking backward

Uni is starting. I am bloody damn depressed for that and other various reasons. Anyway, who wants to go back to a stinky little place in the middle of nowhere. Back to the no life and no sleep routine. Back to the stress and worry of whether or not i make the deans list this time, whether or not i perform up to standard. Back to feelin miserable that my baby wont and cant be around for now. This sucks.

Damn. Damn.DAMN..

What've learnt recently that i probably dont need to know : when youre drink is spiked, drink lotsa cold water first, it slows down the effect of the drug. warm water is a big no no till after you throw up and just before you got to bed. And dont fall asleep.

I DONT WANT TO GO BACK.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Mild Sevens and Dunhill

Today, without the aid of alcohol or Jon by my side, i finally slept in til 4.30pm! Yes, this is a big achievement for me, since i'm somewhat of an early riser. Dead tired (didnt sleep the night before last) and it was a full day after that. So by the time i got home around two, took a bath, had a chat with Terri (who happened to be stayin over) and Chai (who called up) i literally fell into bed between the hours of 4.30 and 5 in the morning. And slept like a baby ( not including the occasional morning messages from Jit Shiong and Kok Yun. Sorry guys, the goddess needs her sleep in the morning )

I think i'm getting old. My recovery isnt quite what it used to be. Sigh.

I have a neighbour whom everynow and then practices the banned habit of open burning. His garden faces the back of my house, same as where my bedroom windows face. Anyways, i leave my windows open in the day time so my room nows stinks of smoke. My mom came into my room, caught a wiff of smoke, gave me this stare and said

    Have you been smoking??

Me? Smoking? Do i look like a smoker ?? (sure i might have thought about it before but that doesnt mean i'd actually do it - i might not be able to stop then thats the end of everything) Just cos i like to go out at night, and i like to dance in clubs, i like an occasional drink doesnt mean you can accuse me of smoking, k?

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Somethings missing

He's gone back.
Dropped him off at the bus station.
Somethings missing..Just not right..not the same.
I miss him already.

The longer the hols, the harder it is to say goodbye.

Introducing ...

The Squeaky Piggy

Say hello to the latest addition to my household .. Squeaky Piggy :)

Remember how i said i wanted to get a little critter, like a Chinchilla? That fell flat after i found out they need dust baths, lotsa room to run and jump and that they live for ten to fifteen years. Too much commitment, too much responsibility .. So i have gone and gotten myself *drumroll* a guinea pig. Yup.. thats the little critter. Had a little problem naming it .. he's gone from being called guinea pig to it to joobie to el grenada to kacang .. i have finally given up and christianed him Squeaky Piggy cos he sqeaks (we know that for a fact cos there was first hand eperience) and well duh, hes a guinea pig.

Jon, Michelle and I went shopping for him and couple of days ago. I hand picked him out of the cage myself (service in this particular shop SUCKS, just cos im not buying a dog doesnt give you the right to ignore me). Walking around the store looking for a suitable cage and holding piggy in my hand, i spotted a potential cage. On the top shelf. Being the smart person i am, i reached up with one hand still holding piggy to grab the cage....

...then something from the cage came falling down and landed right on piggys head. I have never heard such a loud squeal in my life. Well, except the time i left my rabbit in the sun and he died of heat stroke but that doesnt count. Anyway... theres a small bald patch on his head now (hope it isnt my fault).

We are now crossing fingers and hoping he isnt retarded. What could be worse than a retarded guinea pig?

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Feezin in the cold

The only thing to drink in Starbucks Currently in Starbucks with Terri happily using the free wifi *thank god for free wifi*. oh wait.. benny just walked by *Hi Benny* :) Yup.. i have degenerated to the point where ive taken to using *free wifi cos i have none at home. Sob. So im here... enjoying my tall Rhumba frappuccino with no cream, courtesy of Hanxens gift vouchers. Ahh... my third Rhumba in two days. No matter..ive been badly missing my Rhumba.

I have decided that im gonna bring back a lil furry pet to campus next week. Hope my new roomie isnt scared shitless cos im gonna get a Chinchilla. This cute furry little ball thing with a tail. Oh wait. Maybe i'll get myself a guinea pig instead. Hmmmmmm...

Itching and Peeling ..

Lang Tengah Island

Yup.. I'm back. From the beautiful island of Lang Tengah (for those of you that still dont know, thats between Redang and Perhentian in terengganu) and i have not only managed to get way darker, and rather sunburnt, but i have achieved what i thought impossible - i sunburnt my ass. Amazing, aint it. had a great time there .. and for you folks that like the sea or the beach, i highly recommend it. Cos seriously, when i got there i had no idea that such a place still existed in Malaysia. A place where the fish swim right up to the shore, a place where the water is clearer then a darn swimming pool. A place where corals are within range of the beach (think little mermaid or finding nemo kind of corals .. amazing).

The little fishies are real friendly hereSo is the resident squirrel Boy BoyA really big squirrel?Wonderful view :)

As i said, the water is so darn clear, its amazing. Ishuet and I were feeding the little fishies right at the beach.. where the water is shallow enough to wade into. And the resident squirrel? Its tame enough to take food right out of your hand. Doesnt really fancy Mr Potato, though.

me and my Sea CucumberSee the black thingy in my hand? its a sea cucumber. A black, kinda slimy, suprisingly solid pudgy kinda thing. A kind of animal that clings onto the seabed (we dont know what) and its pretty gross to look at..but tolerable to hold for a while. Loads of these things down there. And dont throw em around, they can bleed and they can burst.



Im a little mermaid!!ever seen anything so great?Nooo, its not the sunShuet and her man

Just for the view.. By the way, it isnt the sunset. The yellow round thing was the moon. It came out yellow that night so we ran down to grab a shot..

You call this a palace entrance? Ishuet and I, taken in Terengganu at the Palace Entrance. Trust me, doenst look anything like a palace. We thought the little garden outside it was some sort of comunity garden or park. Hahaha.. And just to fill up the space, some other random shots.. And did you know, that Coke is still sold for 1.10 here?? Guess inflation didnt hit this place. Then again, neither did the nature conservationists. They sell turtle eggs in the market. Speaking of which.. there were turtles.. and sharks.. and clown fish... Go give the place a visit if you can .

The RM 1.10 coke machineTurtle eggs or ping pong balls?

One last look

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Fine Dining

Went with the girls to for a Barbeque Steamboat dinner last night. Yummy :). I can safely say i've had adequete experience in eating barbeque steamboat, so i present to you ...

Lisa's tips to the Barbeque Steamboat dinner

    1. Go easy on the steamboat stuff. From experience, most of us just go straight to the barbeque part. Steamboat fills you up too fast and it doesnt taste as good as the barbequed stuff.

    2. If you take it, eat it. So if some smart dude decides to cook ten hu-wans he'd sure better be eating at least half of em. Saves you the trouble of having to hide the food with tissue paper so they dont fine you for wastage.

    3. Always peel and marinade prawns before cooking. Better still, throw em into the steamboat soup to get sea food tom yam.

    4. You can never use too much butter.

    5. Stand up while you eat. You save your face from getting burnt and you get to eat alot more cos your food digests faster. Besides, just looks much more hip n happening when you have ten people standin around a table waving chopsticks around.

    6. cant finish you food? Put a little in each bowl and cover with balls of tissue paper (looks like you put your used tissue in the bowls). Or, look around for the friendly cat and feed.

    7. Never take the mee. Why waste stomach space?

    8. Eat alot, and talk alot at the same time. Thats the chinese way ...

    8. Dont bother trying to be neat and polite and hygenic. You cant. If it drops, pick it up and continue to eat as if nothing happened. Remember the five second rule. Why waste good food??

    9. Dont bother washing your hair before you go, and always try to wear something dark (never white). No matter which direction the wind is blowing in, you will definitely leave reeking of barbeque. And oil will always splatter. Be prepared to get scalded.

    10. You paid good money for all that so walk away feeling content. Then, walk around the car for ten minutes before actually getting in it and driving off to prevent heartburn.

    Raise you chopsticks and enjoy!

Coming soon .. essential things every DJ should know .. compiled from the resources of the EBB :)

I will be off to Lang Tengah this week with my baby. And to bump into ishuet along with her family and her boy, who are already there. For those of you who dont know, Lang Tengah is the island situated between Redang and Perhentian. In Terengganu ( no tank tops and short shorts - PAS ? ). Off to bask in the sun, snorkel in the clear waters and become a beach bum. Ahhhhhh... pure bliss.

Photos will be up if i look good :)

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Yummy

Finally... after so long.. after the countless cravings...

I ate my Maggi Ayam Tambah Telur Atas!!!

Stupid, I know.. But I've missed my Maggi so, so much. Sigh. My craving is sated. For now. Had myself a nice big bowlful yesterday. And i would have finished every drop of the yummy soup if not for the horrified glances of the girls at my table. "You're not going to drink all that???? Think of the ajinomoto... Your hair will drop out, think of your kidneys..bla bla bla " Oh well.. its only once in a while, right?

I drank most of the soup up anyway.

I have figured come up with a theory why drunk drivers die in accidents. Its not just cos their reflexes are shot after a night of boozing, its the speed. Yup, speed kills. When you've had a little too much to drink, everything floats by you in slo-mo. So even if you're driving around at 110 on a normal road, youd never know it.

Not that i did it, you know..

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

The journey ends

With the end of my training comes mixed feelings.

Relief - Thank god its finally over
Joy - Finally! I can go out, i have time to myself and i dont have to wake up at 7.30 in the morning anymore. Oh, and i dont have to walk around in the sun anymore.

    But

Theres also a tinge of .. i dont know..sadness?? I will miss the trainees i've been working with. The makan sessions, the ronda Tesco sessions, the ronda Penang sessions, the sit-in-Popular-and-read-magazines sessions, the making-sneaky-phone-calls-from-the-office-during-lunchtime sessions (okay, so only the girls did that), the pretend-to-look-busy-while-talking sessions, the hide-in-the-guardhouse-or-canteen sessions..alot of things to look back on and smile. And I will in a way miss the workers, yes, they are very nice to us .. my boss and his neverending stories..The fruit fiestas we have in the office (think 30 durians, 3 crates of rambutans, mangosteens).. the KFC tea times, the Pelita breakfasts, the McDonald ice creams..Though I'm glad its ended (finally) I dont regret going.


Sunday, June 12, 2005

The road less travelled

I like taking drives on a long, clear road.

With just me in the car and a stack of good chillout music to keep me company. I could go on forever.

I'm not heading to anywhere in particular, just driving. And driving. Going on and on to nowhere. Feels good, y'know? I dont know what im leaving behind, or where im going, but it feels good.

Just to be getting somewhere. Leaving something behind, going forward to something new.. Just going.

Too bad petrol is now 1.52 a litre. This expensive habit can only be saved for the rainy days.

Friday, June 10, 2005


Did anyone realise that this is still Penang? Cos i didnt :). Somewhere in Balik Pulau, when a lunch break turned into a 3 hour 'long kai'. Im at the top of a hill, at restaurant. I think its called the view? Pretty nice place, with a great breeze. So if you're really bored, go look for it. If youre using a really old car though, take my advice and walk up. Unless you want to risk sliding down 100 meters, which is what we almost did. This is what bored and lazy trainees do, when work is about to end. We went on impulse to Balik Pulau, where one of the trainee lives. To eat durians (she has her own dusun) and rambutans and pineapples and mangosteens etc etc. Pineapples do NOT grow like potatoes. I didnt know that either. There is no such thing as a pineapple tree.